Tired of all the "issues?"

That's the problem with presidential races. There's all kinds of issues to sort through. What does Candidate X think about immigration? What does Candidate Y think about gun control? Why aren't either of them using their real names? What are they hiding? Flip-floppers.

Thankfully, CNN has come to the rescue and broken it down to a fun game of Pong. In a remarkable preview of things to come, my Obama beat McCain 5-2! Wahoo! This year, if we have any issues like Florida did in 2000, I say the candidates settle it over a rousing game of Pong.