Eunicare: The 100% Guaranteed Cure!

Eunicare promises to cure homosexuality! How do they do it? "[R]emoval of the biological source of the desires that cause them and Our Lord so much pain and anguish."

You see, you know it's legit, because it has a doctor-looking fellow with stethoscope and clipboard! This stuff makes me sick.

Side note: Their mailing address is the same as the Westboro Baptist Church, the God-Hates-Fags people.