24 November 2007

Santa's P.I.

My brother was at Wal*Mart the other day and overheard this conversation between a mom and her two kids:

Mom: Guess who's coming soon...
Kids [in unison]: SANTA!
Mom: And who tells Santa what to get you for Christmas....
Kids: JESUS!

So, that's how it works! In my house, it was always my parents who spoke to Santa. But apparently, it was Jesus too! Jesus has a hot line to Santa. On top of all that Savioring he has to do, he's Santa's private investigator. What a guy.

Dear Jesus,
I'm sorry. I love you. Tell Santa to bring me an iPhone. Thanks.
Love, Toby.

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