04 January 2007

Fill in the blanks

Since I will be leaving soon, and I would like you all to write me, here's a letter template to help you out: (Copy and post as a comment.)

My Dearest Toby,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. You are _________. If I could_______ it would be ______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love, _______________

(P.S. ______________.)

4 comments:

Jared said...

My Dearest Toby,
I feel apathetic towards you. You have a nice attitude. You make me look the other way. You should move to Germany. You are Toby. If I couldkill you it would be in the Library with the Candlestick. Someday I will visit you. You + me = 1 annoyed Tanis, usually. If I saw you now I'd be sitting next to you in my living room, since you live we me right now. I want to say goodbye you. I would build a coffin just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Toby's Death March. We could bury you under the stars.
Love, Jared

(P.S. ______________.)

Jared said...

P.S. Yes, you live we me right now. That's what I meant.

Rachel said...

My Dearest Toby,
I wonder about you. You have a nice pretend a beard. You make me want a drink. You should send me stuff from Germany. You are really odd. If I could beat you up it would be funny but a little sad. Someday I will learn to appreciate your jokes. You + me = DDRs baby!! If I saw you now I'd buy you a drink. I want to {{censored}} you. I would build a teleporter just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be leavin on a jet plane. We could be laying in the snow under the stars.
Love, Rach

(P.S. We can't miss you if you don't leave.)

Anonymous said...

My Dearest Toby,
I know(?) you. You have a nice beard. You make me a racist dragon . You should buy me presents. You are a boy. If I could vomit it would be ham. Someday I will take a shower. You + me = brothers. If I saw you now I'd kick you. I want to kick you. I would build an adobe hut just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the racist dragon song. We could fart under the stars.
Love, _benjy______

(P.S. my cat's breath smells like kitty litter.)